Things
I Like About Germany
Things
I Don't Like About Germany
- The lesbians seem cooler there
- Peppermint Ritter Sport and chocolate hazelnut spread (both vegan!)
- Shops that sell nothing but 8554 different varities of loose tea
- The drinks are cheap
- The electric signs that tell you if (and where) there is any parking available in the whole damn town
- Happy yellow phone booths
- Intermezzo - women's only hotel
- No SUV's
- MC MURDER was spray painted all over the Mc Donald's in Hamelin (home of the Pied Piper)
- New and exciting kinds of fake meat (liverwurst, bratwurst, schneitzel, etc.)
- Bars play a lot of 70's and 80's pop and disco hits
Miki at the Berlin Wall
Bad German toilet with shelf
Julia entering Intermezzo
The sidewalks littered with remains of firecrackers on 1/1/02
- The toilets - especially the ones that have the shelf in the bowl
- Their "shoddy work ethic" - everything was closed on Sundays and holidays and even the day BEFORE holidays
- Too much friggin' snow
- They all have AMERICANDAR over there - people turned and stared at us everytime we walked into a club or bar. They somehow just knew we "weren't from around there."
- The drunk people and adolescents throwing explosives out of windows and all over the sidewalks on New Year's Eve - There ought to be a law!
- The digital clocks go up to 23:59.. at midnight, the clocks say 0:00
- The clothes in the thrift shops were all from the US
- Pork Stuffed Pork
- You have to pay for water in restaurants... and sometimes they lie to you and say that they have "still" water, but really, it is carbonated
- They only have little mattresses
- Those wierd double S things that look like a giant letter B